I am a 50-something wife and mother, Pagan, Piscean, cat-wrangler and hen mum. I live in a 200-year-old cottage in Wales, just a mile from the sea, though I’m actually English, not Welsh. My husband will be represented by the letter ‘P’ and my daughter, by ‘L’. My name is Eunice. The cat is Jack. The hens are Shelley, a bantam, and the Flower Girls; Buttercup and Clover, who are both Calder Rangers.